i got a job so now i don't have any time to write, but i'm still trying to find the time on my days off but all i wanna do is sleep lmao. But here's this, it turned out way longer than it was supposed to be lmao
Summary: After your father betroths you to another lord, your secret lover is livid when he finds out and decides to make you and everyone else see that you will always be his.
Warnings: SMUT (MINORS DNI), arranged marriage (not to Aemond), possessive!Aemond, period typical misogyny, loss of virginity, slight innocence kink, breeding kink, not so dry humping, very slight dubcon, and noncon exhibitionism (reader is unaware, therefore not able to consent)
word count | 9.4k๐ค๐ป(oops)
You almost let out a scream when your father told you his โhappyโ news. You were stunned into silence, frozen in fear but boiling in rage beneath your skin.
Your father informed you that he had found you the perfect match, some old fat lord in the North that would strengthen the bond between your two houses. Of course, it wasnโt your perfect match. It was your fatherโs. He was always power hungry, but you never thought heโd give you up to a stranger for more wealth. You always thought you were his little girl, precious and untouchable, always the favorite. Oh, how wrong you were.
OH MY SWEET FUCKING GRACIOUS OMG ๐คฉ๐ฅต๐ซ
DID YOU HEAR THAT SCREAM??? IT WAS ME
CAPS BECAUSE IM YELLING
Okay wowowowowwww for real. I absolutely love everything about this. Every single word! Omg! Ahhhh!
Im SO glad this came across my feed because this was everything I knew myself and my heart needed. Thank you for writing and sharing this story with us! It is truly a gift ๐ฅน
This part had me blushing and smiling and giggling so much I love it!!
oh staaaaaaaappppp, youโre making me tear up for real๐ญ thank you so much, iโm so glad you enjoyed it that much lmaoo
Summary: Her night was as horrid as it could be - until her roommate's brother found her. [ONESHOT]
Pairing: Aemond Targaryen x OC [Modern AU]
Warnings: 18; SMUT; the works.
Word Count: 6.1k
Songs to listen to while reading if you're up for it:
1. Say Yes To Heaven, Lana Del Rey: https://open.spotify.com/track/6GGtHZgBycCgGBUhZo81xe?si=MgVN4kDCRsK34vA3FzyCvA
2. Summertime Sadness x I Wanna Be Yours Mashup: https://open.spotify.com/track/618znGXHwGhSa2TcCePRqr?si=KhjG7CWER4Gb1iszReNz1g
Note From The Author: For my dearest lovely Ange @ewanmitchellcrumbs. You're absolutely awesome! Thank you for being an absolutely fandom friend, a listening ear, an awesome beta reader, and a phenomenal writer. Happy birthday! This one's for you :)
Loads of love to @em-writes-stuff-sometimes for proofreading the ever-loving heck out of this story. Ilysm Em. <3
@humanpurposes Thanks for being a gem of a test reader. I love you, bbgee <3
[Also, whoever you are, if you're reading this: Bro, don't community label this. Plis, I beg]
THE BUSTLING CITY MOVED ON as she leaned against the corner of a building. She did not bother finding out the name of it, but merely stood there with a cigarette dangling off her lips and her clothes fully drenched. Her wet hair fell on her back, sticking on the damp coat that now covered her beautiful black satin dress. The rain refused to let up, and it seemed as though the entire universe was out to get her. Her hair was curled to perfection in the evening, but it now looked anything but as the rain got to it. The makeup she was excited about a few hours ago had slowly begun to run down her face, though she wasnโt sober enough to comprehend how messy she looked.ย
Uh HELLOO??? This was fuckin amazing I’m horny. This is so well written I could picture everything in my mind, mostly in a slight Noir type setting for some reason🤣. Some Titanic level shit dude😍😍😍🫠🫠🫠
Aemond Targaryen x Reader (Modern AU)
Summary: One month after Dragonstone...
Word Count: 4.6k
Rating: Explicit/18+/Minors DNI (detailed warnings below the cut)
EEEEEEEEEEE IN LOVE JUST LIKE AEMOND IS IN LOVE WITH READER 1000080% PERFECTION
I’ve always been a horse girl, I ain’t ashamed in sayin it
๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐ || sometimes, the best things happen when you're a little late.
๐๐๐๐น ๐ธ๐๐๐๐ || 2.7k
๐๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ || implied smut/established relationship (18+), unplanned pregnancy, reader's parents are controlling, no descriptions of pregnancy/childbirth, dad!eddie, implied preppy/rich reader but it's not discussed much
this is just a short and sweet little fic based on a random idea I had, totally different from what I normally do but I hope y'all like it!!
โHey pumpkin,โ he purred as you sat on his desk, resting one of those beautiful ringed hands on your thigh.ย You had been practicing how you were going to say this all weekend and now you felt like youโd forgotten it somehow; he had that effect on you.
Taking a deep breath, you saw his eyes narrow for a second and his head tiltโ he knew something was up, but he didnโt have to ask what before you blurted it out: โIโm late.โ
Oh no. No, no, no, I HATE babies!!!!! Why are you doing this to me, man??????? My heart can’t take it!!!! Fuuuuuuckkkk, i.. want…Eddie'ssss…babiesssss…ahhhhh
i got a job so now i donโt have any time to write, but iโm still trying to find the time on my days off but all i wanna do is sleep lmao. But hereโs this, it turned out way longer than it was supposed to be lmao
Summary: After your father betroths you to another lord, your secret lover is livid when he finds out and decides to make you and everyone else see that you will always be his.
Warnings: SMUT (MINORS DNI), arranged marriage (not to Aemond), possessive!Aemond, period typical misogyny, loss of virginity, slight innocence kink, breeding kink, not so dry humping, very slight dubcon, and noncon exhibitionism (reader is unaware, therefore not able to consent)
word count | 9.4k๐ค๐ป(oops)
You almost let out a scream when your father told you his โhappyโ news. You were stunned into silence, frozen in fear but boiling in rage beneath your skin.
Your father informed you that he had found you the perfect match, some old fat lord in the North that would strengthen the bond between your two houses. Of course, it wasnโt your perfect match. It was your fatherโs. He was always power hungry, but you never thought heโd give you up to a stranger for more wealth. You always thought you were his little girl, precious and untouchable, always the favorite. Oh, how wrong you were.
sleepover request perv!steddie x reader, reader catches them talking about them and jacking off together and so joins them
i made jd proof read this so if there are any typos, blame them lol
that third line fully killed me, don't even wanna copy and paste because people deserve to read it and be as floored as I was. jfc I'm DECEASEEEDDD
Oh my…🫠
Y'all, I swear, I have so many fics planned but I started my first job last week and I’ve been so busy and all i wanna do is sleep on my days off😭
for the sleepover, a bit of a throwback, but maybe movie night with best friend!alex kerner that accidentally becomes more ๐
GOD the way this gif launched me right back into my alex era, I would fully let him ruin my life and just say thanks… he’s really The Boy
warnings: sexual tension, awkward alex being awkward and just a touch pervy, implied smut, slutty reader lmao
BABY EEEEEEE🥵🥵
those of you who have followed for a while remember when I hosted sleepovers every saturday night, and they were always so fun. I'm too busy to do that now, but when I saw that I had (somehow, miraculously) reached thirty thousand followers (!?!?!?!), I knew this was the only way to celebrate.
so first of all, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to everyone who has supported me and my writing over the years!! you are genuinely what keeps me going and it's so amazing to share my works with you guys!
starting friday evening (exact time tbd but I will start accepting requests and other asks early!) and continuing through most of saturday, I will be taking requests, playing games, and interacting with you guys which I have missed so so much <3
requests!
of course, requests. send a drabble/headcanon idea for any character/actor/fandom I've written for before (check my masterlist!) - obviously not every request will get written because I just get too many, but I'm gonna try to have a lot of diversity in terms of fandoms, characters, and kinks.
emoji games!
๐ต ~ send a character name + the music note emoji and I will tell you a song that makes me think of the character and why!
๐ ~ send a character name + the heart eyes emoji and I will talk about what I think they're like when they have a crush on someone!
๐ ~ send a character name + the kiss emoji and I will write about what I think they're like during a makeout session
๐๏ธ ~ send a title of one of my fics + the fountain pen emoji and I will tell you about the 'behind the scenes' of the fic, any alternate titles or endings I considered, etc.
other games!
would you rather ~ this one is a bit self-explanatory, but if you send me a would you rather question (ideally fandom/character related) I'll pick my preference and maybe write about it a bit (e.g. "would you rather hook up with eddie munson in a bar or be steve harrington's friend-with-benefits?")
fuck, marry, kill ~ three character names and I have to decide which ones to fuck, marry, and kill
spouse, one-night stand, best friend ~ same thing but slightly different categories, based on that one shitpost I made that has like a bajillion notes for no reason
reblog, sequel, delete ~ this is my version of 'fuck marry kill' but for fics! send me three of my fic titles and I have to decide which one I'd reblog to promote, which one I'd write a sequel to, and which one I'd delete hypothetically. not doing any random sequels and definitely not deleting an old fic haha it's just about which one has room for a sequel and which one doesn't!
well fuckin’ deserved, you’re an amazing writer and we’re so lucky to be blessed by your fics😊